Watchcat protocol CCXL

It's possible to be alert yet comfortable during one's watchcat duties:

July 2015: Watchcat Sylvia adopts a comfortable pose on a comforter.

Watchcat protocol CCXXXIX

Watchcat Lily poured drain cleaner into the bathroom sink to unclog it last month.  She then checked to make sure the pipes sounded OK when the sink was used.  This is yet another benefit watchcats offer:

Truth in advertising? XXX

When I was 16, I was about to leave the hall after an orchestra rehearsal.  Another orchestra member around my age said, "When I get home, I'm going to take--What's that medicine that promotes coating and soothing?"  "Pepto-Bismol," I replied.

Pepto-Bismol does coat and soothe, as promised.  It shows how influential advertising is, though, that at 16, I wasn't sure of my own blood type but knew Pepto-Bismol's benefits.

Watchcat protocol CCXXXVIII

Sometimes, being a watchcat requires one to look tough and menacing:

Watchcat Nemo had these requirements down in the Summer of 2008.

Watchcat protocol CCXXXVII

I'm not sure why Watchcat Headquarters would station one of its watchcats under a bed, but I'm sure there's a reason:

May 2, 2019: Watchcat Lily guards her assigned sector from under the bed, per instructions.

Truth in advertising? XXIX

I think I'll pass on the five-meat pizza from one chain here.  Aside from the health and animal welfare considerations, the chain's commercials show passers-by marveling at all the meat on the pizza and then collapsing to the ground.

I don't need that on my conscience.

Watchcat protocol CCXXXVI

Per Watchcat Lily, you may pet her and photograph her, within reason, as long as you don't distract her from watching her assigned sector: