I'm not sure what disturbance Watchcat Collette spotted on the kitchen counter, but she strode over calmly to investigate it on August 2, 2026:
Collette assured me that she quelled the uproarious pandemonium that had erupted.Stray thoughts, non sequiturs, and other random musings
Monday, August 10, 2026
Sunday, August 9, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLXIII
Watchcat Lily was skeptical about a visitor's reason for not having identification on June 21, 2026. Nevertheless, the visitor presented a reasonable excuse and was granted provisional access to Lily's assigned sector:
Saturday, August 8, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLXII
Watchcat Collette's attitude on toward scofflaws on July 17, 2026 was, "See how I've attacked this scratching post? Imagine what I can do to marauders who dare to cross my assigned sector:"
That's the kind of feisty confidence I admire in a watchcat.Friday, August 7, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLXI
Before you're granted full access to Watchcat Lily's assigned sector, she might want to lick your fingers first:
As Lily explained on June 21, 2026, there's no reason to take offense at this; it's just standard security procedure.Thursday, August 6, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLX
Watchcat Collette was ready to pounce on August 4, 2026:
I'm not sure why she was ready to strike, but I trust that she was justified.Wednesday, August 5, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLIX
When you reward your watchcat with a chin stroking as she sleeps, you'll need to step in temporarily as a watchhuman:
Watchcat Lily and her guardian had such an arrangement on July 26, 2026.Tuesday, August 4, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLVIII
Watchcat Collette has been licking her chops today at the thought of admonishing scofflaws:
Sometimes, I fear she pursued her guard duty vocation for the wrong reasons.