Thursday, August 13, 2026

Watchcat protocol MMDCLXVII

Watchcat Lily studies visitors carefully when they approach her assigned sector.  According to Watchcat Headquarters and her, you can tell a lot about a person's level of truthfulness by the amount of eye contact they make:

Lily made plenty of eye contact with visitors on June 21, 2026.

Wednesday, August 12, 2026

Watchcat protocol MMDCLXVI

Watchcat Collette could have been sleeping on August 11, 2026.  Instead, she kept tabs on the indoor and outdoor portions of her assigned sector:


Tuesday, August 11, 2026

Watchcat protocol MMDCLXV

When a security issue presented itself on July 26, 2026, Watchcat Lily mulled over a solution from the comfort of her guard post blanket:

Monday, August 10, 2026

Watchcat protocol MMDCLXIV

I'm not sure what disturbance Watchcat Collette spotted on the kitchen counter, but she strode over calmly to investigate it on August 2, 2026:

Collette assured me that she quelled the uproarious pandemonium that had erupted.

Sunday, August 9, 2026

Watchcat protocol MMDCLXIII

Watchcat Lily was skeptical about a visitor's reason for not having identification on June 21, 2026.  Nevertheless, the visitor presented a reasonable excuse and was granted provisional access to Lily's assigned sector:

 


Saturday, August 8, 2026

Watchcat protocol MMDCLXII

Watchcat Collette's attitude on toward scofflaws on July 17, 2026 was, "See how I've attacked this scratching post?  Imagine what I can do to marauders who dare to cross my assigned sector:"

That's the kind of feisty confidence I admire in a watchcat.

Friday, August 7, 2026

Watchcat protocol MMDCLXI

Before you're granted full access to Watchcat Lily's assigned sector, she might want to lick your fingers first:

As Lily explained on June 21, 2026, there's no reason to take offense at this; it's just standard security procedure.