What scofflaw wouldn't make a hasty retreat after being double-teamed by two security guards--one who maintains a piercing stare and uses brute force and another who relies on sorcery? That was the rationale of Watchcat Headquarters in assigning Watchcat Collette and her witch cat backup to their hallway guard post this morning:
Stray thoughts, non sequiturs, and other random musings
Tuesday, October 6, 2026
Monday, October 5, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXX
Fortunately, as Watchcat Sylvia made the rounds of her assigned sector on August 23, 2011, there were no security breaches:
Sunday, October 4, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXIX
As long as watchcats don't stop monitoring their assigned sector, it's fine for them to have nostalgic thoughts during guard duty:
With the approval of Watchcat Headquarters, Watchcat Collette reminisced on the clock this morning.Saturday, October 3, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXVIII
Watchcat Sylvia would rather have been sleeping, but she trusted that Watchcat Headquarters had a compelling reason for waking her up in June 2012:
Friday, October 2, 2026
Thursday, October 1, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXVI
Watchcat Nemo showed commendable restraint in asking his watchhuman to hold him back in May 2013:
This prevented him from attacking suspicious visitors preemptively.Wednesday, September 30, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXV
Thanks to Watchcat Rosie's guard duty vigilance in April 2012, everyone in her assigned sector was safe:
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