Watchcat Rosie was the picture of confidence in May 2006:
Her eyes indicated, "My assigned sector? Oh, yeah, I've got that covered. I'm so self-assured that I don't even have to sit upright during guard duty."Stray thoughts, non sequiturs, and other random musings
Tuesday, February 10, 2026
Monday, February 9, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDXLIV
I was honored when Watchcat Lily used my lap as her guard post on February 5, 2026. Fortunately, she was fine with being petted, as long as it didn't obstruct her vision:
Sunday, February 8, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDXLIII
Watchcat Sammy knew that no one ever ran off with sculptures from the museum, so he let his mind wander a bit during guard duty in March 2004:
Saturday, February 7, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDXLII
Watchcat Nemo scrutinized visitors in August 2013:
He hoped visitors understood that such scrutiny is just part and parcel of being a watchcat.Friday, February 6, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDXLI
When a repetitive, noodling melody is playing in the background, does it distract a watchcat or help her focus on guard duty? Watchcat Lily didn't let on how she felt about it on February 5, 2026:
Thursday, February 5, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDXL
Watchcat Sylvia gave me the spiel as she fought sleep in September 2010, "Yes, I'm starting to nod off, but I won't nod off completely because I have a responsibility to guard my assigned sector, I'm looking out for your safety, et cetera, yada yada, and so on and so forth:"
Well, that was honest of her. Cats, like humans, grow weary after doing the same job for a while.
Wednesday, February 4, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDXXXIX
Watchcat Collette trusts that I know how vital her food safety inspections of my refrigerator are for my health. In case I'd forgotten, though, she reminded me this morning with one no-nonsense look:

