Watchcat protocol MMDCLXXVI

Most days, watchcats aren't conducting stakeouts or getting into fisticuffs with intruders.  More often than not, watchcats spend their days handing out grocery bags and copies of the Webster-Kirkwood Times to authorized visitors who need them:

Those were Watchcat Collette's main tasks this morning, at least.

Watchcat protocol MMDCLXXV

Watchcat Lily struck a judicial pose on August 19, 2026 after saying, "Visitor, you may approach the bench:"

Watchcat protocol MMDCLXXIV

Thanks to agility training, Watchcat Collette knows when to attack the Cat Dancer toy and how long to keep it within her grasp:

As her demo on July 25, 2026 showed, these lessons also apply to the scratching post.

Watchcat protocol MMDCLXXIII

Sleep deprivation didn't prevent Watchcat Lily from monitoring her assigned sector on July 15, 2026:

Watchcat protocol MMDCLXXII

If Watchcat Collette's expression on July 25, 2026 doesn't convince you that she has a bloodthirsty zeal for agility training, I don't know what to tell you:

Watchcat protocol MMDCLXXI

Watchcat Lily didn't let the sideways tilt of her assigned sector distract her from guard duty on July 15, 2026:

Per Watchcat Headquarters, a watchcat who defies gravity is a valuable security guard.

Watchcat protocol MMDCLXX

On August 5, 2026, Watchcat Collette's expression conveyed to everyone in her assigned sector, "You know how menacing I am, right?  It's unwise to oppose me:"

As expected, no one crossed Collette after that.