On August 5, 2026, Watchcat Collette's expression conveyed to everyone in her assigned sector, "You know how menacing I am, right? It's unwise to oppose me:"
As expected, no one crossed Collette after that.Stray thoughts, non sequiturs, and other random musings
Sunday, August 16, 2026
Saturday, August 15, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLXIX
A certain amount of brooding and internal deliberation is sometimes necessary before attacking a security issue, as Watchcat Lily's expression indicated on July 26, 2026:
Friday, August 14, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLXVIII
With just one look, Watchcat Collette impressed upon everyone in her assigned sector how fierce she is:
She was not to be crossed on August 4, 2026.Thursday, August 13, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLXVII
Watchcat Lily studies visitors carefully when they approach her assigned sector. According to Watchcat Headquarters and her, you can tell a lot about a person's level of truthfulness by the amount of eye contact they make:
Lily made plenty of eye contact with visitors on June 21, 2026.Wednesday, August 12, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLXVI
Watchcat Collette could have been sleeping on August 11, 2026. Instead, she kept tabs on the indoor and outdoor portions of her assigned sector:
Tuesday, August 11, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLXV
When a security issue presented itself on July 26, 2026, Watchcat Lily mulled over a solution from the comfort of her guard post blanket:
Monday, August 10, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLXIV
I'm not sure what disturbance Watchcat Collette spotted on the kitchen counter, but she strode over calmly to investigate it on August 2, 2026:
Collette assured me that she quelled the uproarious pandemonium that had erupted.