Saturday, August 8, 2026

Watchcat protocol MMDCLXII

Watchcat Collette's attitude on toward scofflaws on July 17, 2026 was, "See how I've attacked this scratching post?  Imagine what I can do to marauders who dare to cross my assigned sector:"

That's the kind of feisty confidence I admire in a watchcat.

Friday, August 7, 2026

Watchcat protocol MMDCLXI

Before you're granted full access to Watchcat Lily's assigned sector, she might want to lick your fingers first:

As Lily explained on June 21, 2026, there's no reason to take offense at this; it's just standard security procedure.

Thursday, August 6, 2026

Watchcat protocol MMDCLX

Watchcat Collette was ready to pounce on August 4, 2026:

I'm not sure why she was ready to strike, but I trust that she was justified. 

Wednesday, August 5, 2026

Watchcat protocol MMDCLIX

When you reward your watchcat with a chin stroking as she sleeps, you'll need to step in temporarily as a watchhuman:

Watchcat Lily and her guardian had such an arrangement on July 26, 2026.

Tuesday, August 4, 2026

Watchcat protocol MMDCLVIII

Watchcat Collette has been licking her chops today at the thought of admonishing scofflaws:

Sometimes, I fear she pursued her guard duty vocation for the wrong reasons.

Monday, August 3, 2026

Watchcat protocol MMDCLVII

It's permissible to inform Watchcat Lily about a security issue during guard duty, even when she's having her chin stroked:

Trust me.  She's listening.  She told me so on July 26, 2026.

Sunday, August 2, 2026

Watchcat protocol MMDCLVI

With just a look, a watchcat can convey to everyone in her assigned sector, "The rules here are what I say they are.  After all, I'm the enforcer."  That was Watchcat Collette's attitude this morning: