Watchcat Collette could have been sleeping on August 11, 2026. Instead, she kept tabs on the indoor and outdoor portions of her assigned sector:
Stray thoughts, non sequiturs, and other random musings
Wednesday, August 12, 2026
Tuesday, August 11, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLXV
When a security issue presented itself on July 26, 2026, Watchcat Lily mulled over a solution from the comfort of her guard post blanket:
Monday, August 10, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLXIV
I'm not sure what disturbance Watchcat Collette spotted on the kitchen counter, but she strode over calmly to investigate it on August 2, 2026:
Collette assured me that she quelled the uproarious pandemonium that had erupted.Sunday, August 9, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLXIII
Watchcat Lily was skeptical about a visitor's reason for not having identification on June 21, 2026. Nevertheless, the visitor presented a reasonable excuse and was granted provisional access to Lily's assigned sector:
Saturday, August 8, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLXII
Watchcat Collette's attitude on toward scofflaws on July 17, 2026 was, "See how I've attacked this scratching post? Imagine what I can do to marauders who dare to cross my assigned sector:"
That's the kind of feisty confidence I admire in a watchcat.Friday, August 7, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLXI
Before you're granted full access to Watchcat Lily's assigned sector, she might want to lick your fingers first:
As Lily explained on June 21, 2026, there's no reason to take offense at this; it's just standard security procedure.Thursday, August 6, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLX
Watchcat Collette was ready to pounce on August 4, 2026:
I'm not sure why she was ready to strike, but I trust that she was justified.