Visitors to Watchcat Sammy's assigned sector were welcome to blow their nose when necessary in September 2005. Sammy made sure, however, that the tissues were rationed. After all, Kleenex doesn't grow on trees--um, except that it does insofar as paper products are made from trees:
Sammy chose not to admonish Watchcat Headquarters for the faulty rationale in its edict.Stray thoughts, non sequiturs, and other random musings
Saturday, March 14, 2026
Friday, March 13, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDLXXVI
Watchcat Rosie didn't let the barrier of a stereo door deter her from scrutinizing her assigned sector in July 2004:
Thursday, March 12, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDLXXV
If you were a stranger to Watchcat Nemo's assigned sector in April 2009, you might have felt his eyes boring into you:
Hopefully, you didn't take it personally. Watchcats scrutinize newcomers routinely to make sure they don't pose a security risk.Wednesday, March 11, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDLXXIV
Even the most serious, professional watchcat might shoot you a look every now and then that asks, "Dude, where's my food?" Watchcat Lily perfected this expression in April 2024:
Tuesday, March 10, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDLXXIII
Watchcat Collette had an urgent security bulletin to deliver in June 2024. It was so urgent, in fact, that Collette made sure she had my undivided attention:
Monday, March 9, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDLXXII
A grocery bag isn't the roomiest guard post, but Watchcat Sylvia didn't mind using it as a lookout point in April 2011:
Sunday, March 8, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDLXXI
While Watchcat Sammy started his nap break, Watchcat Rosie stayed alert:
It was no stretch for Rosie to look menacing during guard duty in April 2004.

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