When you reward your watchcat with a chin stroking as she sleeps, you'll need to step in temporarily as a watchhuman:
Watchcat Lily and her guardian had such an arrangement on July 26, 2026.Stray thoughts, non sequiturs, and other random musings
Wednesday, August 5, 2026
Tuesday, August 4, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLVIII
Watchcat Collette has been licking her chops today at the thought of admonishing scofflaws:
Sometimes, I fear she pursued her guard duty vocation for the wrong reasons.Monday, August 3, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLVII
It's permissible to inform Watchcat Lily about a security issue during guard duty, even when she's having her chin stroked:
Trust me. She's listening. She told me so on July 26, 2026.Sunday, August 2, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLVI
With just a look, a watchcat can convey to everyone in her assigned sector, "The rules here are what I say they are. After all, I'm the enforcer." That was Watchcat Collette's attitude this morning:
Saturday, August 1, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLV
Watchcat Lily was fighting a daunting battle with sleepiness on July 26, 2026. Nevertheless, she remained awake during guard duty:
Friday, July 31, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLIV
Intruders knew better than to confront the triple threat security team of Watchcat Collette, a watchbird, and a watchrabbit on July 30, 2026:
Thursday, July 30, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLIII
Visitors knew not to barge into Watchcat Lily's assigned sector on July 26, 2026. First, she perused the area to make sure it was free of marauders: