Watchcats are entitled to nap breaks, but Watchcat Headquarters expects them to wake up when it's time to go back to work. Watchcats Sammy and Rosie took a well-earned siesta before returning to their guard post in March 2003:
Stray thoughts, non sequiturs, and other random musings
Saturday, February 14, 2026
Friday, February 13, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDXLVIII
Watchcat Nemo's expression in May 2010 made it clear that no tomfoolery was permitted in his assigned sector:
Thursday, February 12, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDXLVII
On February 5, 2026, Watchcat Collette assured me that no unauthorized visitors would access the laundry room without my approval:
Actually, I doubt that unauthorized visitors would have entered the laundry room in the first place, but it was still considerate of Watchcat Collette to inform me that she was looking out for me.Wednesday, February 11, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDXLVI
Watchcat Sylvia had a comfy towel on which to sit in February 2012. While it made her guard post more palatable, it didn't cause her to become too soft on scofflaws during guard duty:
By the same token, it didn't turn her into a monster, either. A watchcat who purrs with the ferocity of 10 cats is a compassionate watchcat by nature.Tuesday, February 10, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDXLV
Watchcat Rosie was the picture of confidence in May 2006:
Her eyes indicated, "My assigned sector? Oh, yeah, I've got that covered. I'm so self-assured that I don't even have to sit upright during guard duty."Monday, February 9, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDXLIV
I was honored when Watchcat Lily used my lap as her guard post on February 5, 2026. Fortunately, she was fine with being petted, as long as it didn't obstruct her vision:
Sunday, February 8, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDXLIII
Watchcat Sammy knew that no one ever ran off with sculptures from the museum, so he let his mind wander a bit during guard duty in March 2004:

