There usually isn't a reason for legitimate visitors to head right for the kitchen, so Watchcat Collette used the kitchen table as her guard post on August 23, 2026:
Stray thoughts, non sequiturs, and other random musings
Monday, August 24, 2026
Sunday, August 23, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLXXVII
On August 19, 2026, Watchcat Lily trusted that everyone knew her verdicts on security issues were fair and just. The way she sat at her guard post reflected this:
Saturday, August 22, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLXXVI
Most days, watchcats aren't conducting stakeouts or getting into fisticuffs with intruders. More often than not, watchcats spend their days handing out grocery bags and copies of the Webster-Kirkwood Times to authorized visitors who need them:
Those were Watchcat Collette's main tasks this morning, at least.Friday, August 21, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLXXV
Watchcat Lily struck a judicial pose on August 19, 2026 after saying, "Visitor, you may approach the bench:"
Thursday, August 20, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLXXIV
Thanks to agility training, Watchcat Collette knows when to attack the Cat Dancer toy and how long to keep it within her grasp:
As her demo on July 25, 2026 showed, these lessons also apply to the scratching post.Wednesday, August 19, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLXXIII
Tuesday, August 18, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCLXXII
If Watchcat Collette's expression on July 25, 2026 doesn't convince you that she has a bloodthirsty zeal for agility training, I don't know what to tell you: