Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Finishing the sentence CIX

I always thought this unfinished sentence I wrote was one of my stranger ones.  Here are some responses it elicited in January 1993:

Little did the unsuspecting Puritan know that just behind him, a vile charlatan was about to...

...steal his soul with a Kodak. (Tre B.)

...gut him with a crucifix while chanting "Ozzy" lyrics. (Jenni S.)

...offer him a genetically altered tomato. (Jennifer D.)