Given my aversion to geometry, I had to accept long ago that I would never be able to achieve perfect symmetry when wrapping presents. I proved this again today. However, I'm banking on the recipients of these gifts being so charmed by the penguin-in-a-scarf-holding-a-candy-cane gift wrap that they'll overlook my lack of precision and questionable placement of Scotch tape.
It is Christmas, after all.
