Any store that claims to have everything risks irritating remarks from smart alecks. Sometimes, when I heard the Central Hardware jingle, "We've got it all, from scoop to nuts...," I'd think, "I'll bet some know-it-all has probably gone into one of their stores, determined to be overly literal about the jingle's promise, and said, 'What if I want a bolt that's 37 percent rusted? You don't have that, do you?'"
That's the same type of person who would likely order a pizza with everything and then complain that there are no transistor radio parts or sawdust as toppings.
