My cat, Collette, and I get along reasonably well, but she sometimes pounces on me and bites my feet. I've admonished her for this, but it hasn't stopped her. This morning, I changed things up. When Collette bit me, I shouted, "Social distancing!"
That didn't work, either. I swear, it's as if my cat is impervious to CDC guidelines. Actually, since there's no evidence that pets carry coronavirus, she's up on the latest news. I suppose I should be proud.
