Tuesday, May 31, 2022

Watchcat protocol MCCIX

Yesterday, Watchcat Collette proclaimed her guiding philosophy about guarding her assigned sector:

"It all comes down to this," Collette said.  "When people trespass in my assigned sector, I bite their feet.  That's a perfectly reasonable reaction to their transgression."  She then leaned forward and asked, "Don't you agree?!"  Reflexively, I agreed.  After all, I didn't want Collette to cite me for noncompliance and bite my feet: