Monday, December 26, 2022

Watchcat protocol MCDXIII

On December 7, 2022, Watchcat Collette hatched a plan to vanquish trespassers.  She clasped her paws together and developed poltergeist eyes at the thought of carrying it out:

Watchcat Headquarters told Collette it wasn't necessary to smite her enemies and that more conventional guarding tactics were advisable.  Collette thought it over and settled on a statelier approach toward guard duty:

I'm glad she did that.  Smiting one's enemies doesn't show Christmas spirit.