I didn't begrudge Watchcat Collette for needing a nap break last night. Fortunately, her two backup witch cats were able to work their dark magic on trespassers when needed:
Thursday, October 31, 2024
Wednesday, October 30, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXXXII
When a watchcat looks at you with opaque eyes, don't assume that he isn't watching your every move:
August 2015: Watchcat Nemo maintained his poker face while studying a visitor's movements.
Tuesday, October 29, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXXXI
When someone enters a watchcat's assigned sector, the watchcat sizes up the situation quickly to determine if the person is a security risk. Watchcat Sylvia did such an assessment on November 1, 2012:
Monday, October 28, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXXX
There's no reason a watchcat can't chew her nails when pondering a big security-related decision:
October 2003: After thoughtful deliberation, Watchcat Rosie arrived at a reasonable conclusion.Sunday, October 27, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXXIX
Did a trespasser's offense warrant a visit to the Watchcat Headquarters Star Chamber? Proxy Nemo and Watchcat Lily mulled it over on October 25, 2024:
Saturday, October 26, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXXVIII
Watchcat Sammy showed his disapproval toward visitors who didn't have proper credentials in September 2009:
Fortunately, Sammy's mildly disdainful expression made visitors retrieve their required ID forms before approaching his security checkpoint again.
Friday, October 25, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXXVII
Watchcat Lily and Blue Cat made sure that every visitor to their assigned sector yesterday passed through their security checkpoint:
Thanks to their vigilance, everyone felt safer.
Thursday, October 24, 2024
Witch cat watchcat protocol XLI
Who wouldn't feel secure with this triple threat security team?
October 22, 2024: The witch cats and Watchcat Collette had their assigned sector covered.
Wednesday, October 23, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXXVI
Watchcat Sylvia purred contentedly during guard duty in November 2008. To appear authoritative to visitors, however, she adopted a weary, seen-it-all-before expression:
Tuesday, October 22, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXXV
Watchcat Rosie's eyes told visitors, "I trust you have an appointment, right?" Not even Watchcat Headquarters dared to question her attitude in October 2004:
Monday, October 21, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXXIV
Watchcat Sammy hoped that his fixed stare would be enough to deter a trespasser from crossing into his assigned sector in October 2008:
Sunday, October 20, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXXIII
What was that slight hint of movement in Watchcat Nemo's assigned sector? Watchcat Nemo kept a close eye on it in October 2008:
Saturday, October 19, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXXII
Watchcat Lily ruled her assigned sector with a firmly but fairly applied kick toy on September 14, 2023:
Friday, October 18, 2024
Witch cat watchcat protocol XL
When you choose the palace guard option from my home security service, you receive 24-7 protection from Watchcat Collette and two witch cats:
I've been feeling quite safe since they began their shift today.
Thursday, October 17, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXXI
No napping was allowed in Watchcat Nemo's sector without his approval:
November 2013: Watchcat Nemo made sure visitors didn't sleep on his watch.
Wednesday, October 16, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXX
In June 2015, Watchcat Sylvia's eyes conveyed, "Don't take this the wrong way, visitor, but I'll be scrutinizing your actions in my assigned sector. It's just what watchcats do. If I determine that you pose no threat to anyone, you'll hear me purr loudly:"
Tuesday, October 15, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXIX
Watchcat Rosie gave agility training her all in November 2010. She didn't grab the Cat Dancer toy immediately, however. Instead, she plotted her attack strategically:
She approached scofflaws the same way.
Monday, October 14, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXVIII
Watchcat Sammy was skeptical of the stranger's reason for being in his assigned sector:
Nevertheless, he resolved to keep an open mind and hear the stranger out in October 2009:
Sunday, October 13, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXVII
Are visitors safe from intruders in Watchcat Lily's assigned sector? Absolutely. Watchcat Lily's expression made that clear on July 20, 2022:
Saturday, October 12, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXVI
Watchcat Nemo picked up signals from the radio that only he could hear. Somehow, he was able to hear them even when the radio was off. I'm not sure how he acted on them, but they provided him with vital security information in October 2017:
Friday, October 11, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXV
This is the look a watchcat often gives the person she's guarding before telling that person, "OK, here's the plan; here's how you'll stay safe on my watch:"
Watchcat Sylvia had my best interests at heart, as her eyes showed in November 2008.
Thursday, October 10, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXIV
Watchcat Sammy could have used the chair as his guard post in April 2003. Instead, he sat near it so he could chase scofflaws when necessary:
Wednesday, October 9, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXIII
A watchcat can say a lot with her eyes. On October 3, 2024, Watchcat Collette's eyes conveyed to visitors, "The rules in my assigned sector are what I say they are:"
Tuesday, October 8, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLXII
To make sure no one walks off with your food or beverage, ask a watchcat to guard them. Watchcat Rosie took this responsibility seriously in October 2006:
Monday, October 7, 2024
Sunday, October 6, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLX
Per Watchcat Headquarters, not every guard post needs to be an armored fortress. Sometimes, a cardboard box is sufficient:
Watchcat Collette was content with that reasoning on October 2, 2024.
Saturday, October 5, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLIX
Watchcat Sylvia eschewed drinking faucet water in September 2015 so she could focus exclusively on her assigned sector:
That's one committed watchcat.
Friday, October 4, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLVIII
When Watchcat Lily summons you to the Watchcat Headquarters Star Chamber, take her directive seriously:
Watchcat Lily held court on September 26, 2024. The details of the confidential proceedings are sealed.
Thursday, October 3, 2024
Wednesday, October 2, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLVI
Based on her expression, Watchcat Rosie wasn't giving a visitor the benefit of the doubt in December 2006:
Tuesday, October 1, 2024
Watchcat protocol MMLV
A tiger tail might seem ineffectively soft for a watchcat to use as a weapon. When wielded with maximum force, however, it's surprisingly painful:
Watchcat Nemo knew this, so he used discretion in October 2009.