Friday, September 12, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCXCVII

The towels on which Watchcat Lily sits are soft, but her tolerance for intruders is anything but soft:

Her expression conveyed that on August 28, 2025. 

Thursday, September 11, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCXCVI

In October 2010, Watchcat Nemo was able to watch his assigned sector, wash his paw, and grip his Tiger Tail weapon:

That's the kind of multitasking Watchcat Headquarters seeks in a watchcat.

Wednesday, September 10, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCXCV

If you visited her assigned sector in May 2009, Watchcat Rosie trusted that you had a legitimate reason to be there...

...provided that your credentials and explanation for visiting were valid.

Tuesday, September 9, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCXCIV

If you visited his assigned sector in July 2011, Watchcat Sammy trusted that you had a legitimate reason to be there:


Monday, September 8, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCXCIII

Watchcat Collette could have viewed one of her favorite programs in the hallway.  Instead, she spent every moment watching her assigned sector like a hawk:

It was reassuring to know that the premises were in such good paws on August 25, 2025.

Sunday, September 7, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCXCII

In March 2009, Watchcat Sylvia's eyes indicated how intensely she focused on her assigned sector:


Saturday, September 6, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCXCI

Watchcat Nemo was an exemplary security guard.  Despite being interrogated in June 2013, he never divulged any information that Watchcat Headquarters said was classified:



Friday, September 5, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCXC

Contrary to popular belief, not all of Watchcat Rosie's decisions were snap judgments.  When time permitted, she consulted her reflection for guidance:

This contemplation time helped her reach a sound verdict on a security matter in June 2011.

Thursday, September 4, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXXXIX

Watchcat Sammy heard a disturbance on the stairs in March 2006 and intended to follow up on it--eventually:


Wednesday, September 3, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXXXVIII

Watchcat Collette wasn't bashful about decreeing new security measures for her assigned sector on August 24, 2025:


Tuesday, September 2, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXXXVII

Watchcat Lily inspected the toy mouse on August 28, 2025 to make sure it wasn't a decoy:

Once she determined it was safe, Lily allowed her guardian to stroke her chin with the mouse: 

A watchcat just can't be too careful with toy mice.

Monday, September 1, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXXXVI

The warmth of the Christmas season didn't prevent Watchcat Nemo from scrutinizing visitors in December 2016:


Sunday, August 31, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXXXV

Watchcat Sammy was ready for any mayhem that broke out under the piano in August 2004:

Saturday, August 30, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXXXIV

Watchcat Sylvia could have rested in her cat bed on October 15, 2010.  Instead, she remained alert and surveyed her assigned sector continuously:

That's how dedicated she was to her profession.

Friday, August 29, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXXXIII

Why shouldn't a watchcat have her choice of comfy towels for her guard post?

As Watchcat Lily demonstrated on August 28, 2025, being comfortable didn't make her take the job any less seriously:

Thursday, August 28, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXXXII

No one dared to walk off with anyone else's shoes in July 2009, thanks to Watchcat Rosie's vigilance:


Wednesday, August 27, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXXXI

When you're a watchcat, it's wise to keep your ear to the ground for rumblings of potential security disturbances:

That was Watchcat Collette's stance on August 26, 2025.

Tuesday, August 26, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXXX

Anyone wishing to sit at the table on June 5, 2025 had to pass a security clearance check that Watchcat Lily administered:

To reassure visitors, Watchcat Headquarters told them Watchcat Lily has an exemplary record as a security guard and a demonstrated track record of sound judgment.

Monday, August 25, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXXIX

Watchcat Sylvia surveyed her assigned sector from the kitchen counter in May 2016:


Sunday, August 24, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXXVIII

When it's necessary, Watchcat Collette will scale a mountain--metaphorically speaking--to investigate a security matter:

On August 24, 2025, that meant climbing a chair.

Saturday, August 23, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXXVII

Watchcat Nemo's intense stare made scofflaws refrain from entering his assigned sector in November 2017:


Friday, August 22, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXXVI

I'm not sure what attracted the attention of Watchcats Sammy and Rosie in May 2012, but I'm sure they focused on it for an appropriate time:

Thursday, August 21, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXXV

Don't expect Watchcat Lily to believe every excuse people give for being in her assigned sector:

Her expression made that clear on August 14, 2025.

Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXXIV

Watchcat Nemo scrutinized all visitors to his assigned sector in November 2014:

 

Tuesday, August 19, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXXIII

Watchcat Rosie wasn't above putting up her dukes during guard duty in June 2006:


Monday, August 18, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXXII

Watchcat Collette took a moment on August 14, 2025 to savor her accomplishments as a security guard...

...and so did her shadow.

Sunday, August 17, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXXI

Watchcat Sylvia vetted visitors with wide-eyed scrutiny from the comfort of her cat bed in May 2009:


Saturday, August 16, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXX

Thanks to Watchcat Sammy's vigilance, the family room cabinet remained pristine in July 2003:

Friday, August 15, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXIX

When Watchcat Lily guards someone, that person is immune from conflict, strife, or confrontation.  Lily scoffed at the idea of it being any other way on August 14, 2025:


Thursday, August 14, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXVIII

Watchcat Nemo's guard post in October 2009 was comfortable, but Nemo was no less vigilant on the job:


Wednesday, August 13, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXVII

Watchcat Sammy fought the temptation to sleep during guard duty on October 24, 2004:


Tuesday, August 12, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXVI

Watchcat Sylvia had a kind, forgiving heart, but she could suss out a visitor's tall tale quickly:

Hence, her skeptical expression in November 2012.

Monday, August 11, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXV

Thanks to the high lumen flashlight Watchcat Headquarters provided, Watchcat Collette could illuminate scofflaws effectively on August 7, 2025:


Sunday, August 10, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXIV

As her expression indicated, Watchcat Rosie reached verdicts on security matters with utter certainty in May 2003:


Saturday, August 9, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXIII

Watchcat Nemo kept his guardian and everyone in his assigned sector safe in March 2014:

As his expression indicated, he didn't treat guard duty cavalierly.

Friday, August 8, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXII

Watchcat Lily sat near the Watchcat Headquarters Star Chamber on August 29, 2024, awaiting the arrival of those she'd summoned:


Thursday, August 7, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLXI

When Watchcat Sylvia said she was looking out for me on July 4, 2008, I believed her:


Wednesday, August 6, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLX

Watchcat Rosie assumed quite the mantle of responsibility in November 2003.  She guarded the museum and the grocery bag sanctum of a mysterious watchcat whose identity still hasn't been confirmed:


Tuesday, August 5, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLIX

When you're a watchcat on a break, why not take the time to clean your paw?

That was Watchcat Sammy's outlook in June 2003.

Monday, August 4, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLVIII

In case Watchcat Collette wasn't imposing enough for trespassers, she used her larger-than-life shadow as her backup watchcat:

This fearsome duo deterred marauders effectively on July 30, 2025.

Sunday, August 3, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLVII

Watchcat Nemo was ready to pounce on anyone who crossed him in August 2012:

Saturday, August 2, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLVI

Watchcat Sylvia and her backup watchcardinal worked in tandem, keeping their assigned sector safe in June 2015:


Friday, August 1, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLV

You know you're safe when a watchcat's expression indicates that everything's under control:

That was Watchcat Rosie's outlook--and mine, as well--in April 2006.

Thursday, July 31, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLIV

In July 2006, a watchcat would vet each visitor before the visitor left through the front door.  Per Watchcat Sammy, it was nothing personal, just a standard security procedure:


Wednesday, July 30, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLIII

Watchcat Lily's eyes-of-differing-colors strategy was intended to keep visitors off balance on July 26, 2025:


Tuesday, July 29, 2025

Watchcat protocol MMCCCLII

Watchcat Collette contemplated all the angles of a security issue this morning: