Watchcat protocol DXCIX

Intruders had better think twice before they invade a residence with two watchcats--and their arsenal of weapons:

Spring 2013: Watchcats Rosie and Sammy display the variety of weapons available to them at their guard post.

Watchcat protocol DXCVIII

Watchcat Headquarters requires agility training in any number of places--even on top of a cabinet:

Summer 2008: Watchcat Nemo reaches for the Cat Dancer toy during an agility training session.

Only in college XV

Of all the classes I took in college, my statistics class gave me the most trouble.

While complaining about it to a friend, I said, "At this point, the odds of my doing well in that class or even passing it are...Um...Well, that's the problem!  I can't even calculate the odds!"

Watchcat protocol DXCVII

I'm not sure which unsuspecting dinner guest Watchcat Headquarters wanted Rosie to surprise.  It's unusual for a watchcat to be stationed on a dining room chair that's concealed from view:

October 2006:  Watchcat Rosie stays alert at her uncommon guard post.

Watchcat protocol DXCVI

Watchcat Collette has her priorities in order tonight.  She paused for just a moment to indicate, "OK, you can take my picture, but in a second, I need to get back to my agility training."  I'm proud of her commitment to taking watchcat security training seriously:

A linguistic irritant CXI

The expression, "not in my wheelhouse," puzzles me.  If something isn't one of your areas of interest or knowledge, why not just say that?  Better yet, why not just say, "I don't know?"  Why is it necessary to use a wheelhouse as a metaphor for one's lack of knowledge?

Watchcat protocol DXCV

Even if their assigned sector is a narrow space, two watchcats can still divide it up into upper and lower quadrants:

April 2003: Watchcats Sammy and Rosie split up their workload.