Watchcat Collette held firm yesterday. "You can distract me with this dragonfly toy all you want," she told her agility trainer, "but Watchcat Headquarters says this box isn't to be opened until Christmas!" Just as it's unwise to cross a picket line, it's also ill-advised to cross Watchcat Headquarters--or Watchcat Collette:
When Watchcat Collette volunteered to wash a towel on October 31, 2021, Watchcat Headquarters thought she'd use the washing machine. The powers that be didn't expect this:
During agility training, a watchcat might want to taste a toy while playing with it. Watchcat Headquarters permits this, as it's part of a cat's nature:
May 2013: Watchcat Rosie tastes a cat toy.
Security is serious business. This was reflected on Watchcat Sylvia's face in November 2012:
Even when sitting down for a meal, an outdoor watchcat still needs to be alert:
When you're an intruder trying to bluff your way into a watchcat's assigned sector, expect the watchcat to shoot you a look that indicates, "Yeah, right. That's one tall tale you're telling." Watchcat Lily perfected this expression on November 11, 2021:
When a watchcat gives you this look, it's wise not to cross her:
