A favorite story from a former co-worker: Years ago, at dinner, the co-worker's mother asked the family, "Alright, who fed the dog under the table?" This co-worker stood up and announced, "I am Spartacus. I have fed the dog." One of his brothers then stood up and declared, "No, I am Spartacus! I have fed the dog!" His other brothers also did this until all of them were standing.
I wonder if his mother ever found out who fed the dog.
