An unfinished sentence I wrote and some of its responses from October 1992:
It would be more than startling to read a horoscope that says...
..."Expect danger today. Something you see as harmless should be taken seriously." (Melissa G.)
..."Check your pulse. It may not be there one day." (Jenny L.)
..."Give it up, sucker. You'll never make it. Go read 'Garfield.'" (Michael M.)
...the truth. "You'll wake up, shower, eat, go to work, come home, watch 'The Simpsons,' and sleep. Nothing real important will happen. It's just a regular day." (Jeff B.)
..."Go dig a hole, jump in it, and have bricks piled on your head. Clandestine arrangements figure prominently." (Becky B.)
