Thursday, February 1, 2018

Truth in advertising? XII

Unlike yesterday morning, the moon is plainly visible in the sky.  Why couldn't that have been the case where I was during yesterday morning's super blue blood moon?  I know that not everyone can see every eclipse, but I'm tempted to say, "Let the moon eat cake, if it's going to behave that way. I hereby decree that I must be able to see an eclipse whenever I like..."

...Wait.  No.  I'm not going to decree that.  I was just drinking the last of the Benevolent Despot Cola I have.  Now, I'm switching to Balanced Perspective Cola, and I plan to stick to it.  The more dyspeptic-inducing sodas just don't agree with me.