Watchcat protocol LXXIX

Although it's unorthodox, Watchcat Headquarters doesn't prohibit watchcats from using a Magic 8-Ball to show intruders their likelihood of getting away with their misdeeds.  Interestingly, "Very doubtful" was the answer that kept coming up when Watchcat Nemo was on duty:

2012: Nemo with a Magic 8-Ball--and a kick toy, for good measure.