Watchcat protocol CIII

I would be curious to know the exact wording of the instructions Sammy received from Watchcat Headquarters here; perhaps they were, "It's a slow day, but we have word there's a bug or possibly a piece of dust near the center of the black metal decorative piece:"

October 2006: Watchcat Sammy, inspecting what was likely a nonexistent threat, per Watchcat Headquarters.