Watchcat Collette reviewed security tactics for the Halloween season with her backup witch cat and backup watchrabbit on October 29, 2026:
For good measure, Watchcat Headquarters assigned backup watchbirds to the scene, as well:During a holiday season that involves tricks, one can't be too prepared.Saturday, October 31, 2026
Friday, October 30, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXLIII
Watchcat Rosie was ready for whatever came her way on October 6, 2004--provided it was low to the ground:
Thursday, October 29, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXLII
Watchcat Sammy didn't let an awkwardly designed guard station keep him from surveying his assigned sector on October 24, 2004:
Wednesday, October 28, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXLI
Obviously, a watchcat's undercover guard duty assignment can't be completely undercover. A watchcat needs to see what's going on, after all:
That was Watchcat Sylvia's sound reasoning in October 2011.Tuesday, October 27, 2026
Witch cat watchcat protocol XLVIII
A backup witch cat watchcat can be a security advice consultant and also provide a pat on the back and "There, there" reassurance to a watchcat:
A witch cat provided both of those functions for Watchcat Collette this morning.Monday, October 26, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXL
In March 2009, Watchcat Nemo made sure that no one wore the jacket over the chair except the jacket's rightful owner:
Not all guard duty assignments are equally harrowing, but Watchcat Nemo treated them all with appropriate respect.Sunday, October 25, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXXXIX
Hmmm...How does a watchcat render a verdict on a security-related matter? Watchcat Lily considered her options on October 13, 2026:
Saturday, October 24, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXXXVIII
As their expressions indicated, Watchcat Sammy and Blue Cat took all security concerns seriously on October 1, 2014:
Friday, October 23, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXXXVII
In October 2003, Watchcat Rosie didn't tolerate any foolishness from visitors to her assigned sector:
Thursday, October 22, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXXXVI
It amused Watchcat Collette that scofflaws in her assigned sector thought they could escape justice--especially considering that she was the one dispensing it:
That was her confident mindset on October 12, 2026.Wednesday, October 21, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXXXV
If you were in Watchcat Nemo's assigned sector in April 2009, you encountered his ever-vigilant eyes:
Tuesday, October 20, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXXXIV
In October 2010, Watchcat Sylvia spent her guard duty break time looking away from her assigned sector and getting lost in her thoughts:
That was perfectly acceptable during a break, as it let her recharge and stay in a positive mood for the rest of her shift.Monday, October 19, 2026
Sunday, October 18, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXXXII
Visitors knew better than to step out of line on October 1, 2026. They knew they couldn't escape Watchcat Lily's stern gaze:
Saturday, October 17, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXXXI
It's comforting to know that when you're relaxing, a watchcat is looking out for you:
Watchcat Sammy filled this role commendably in October 2009.Friday, October 16, 2026
Thursday, October 15, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXXIX
Even when asked to guard seemingly random items such as a magazine and a folder, Watchcat Sylvia took the assignment seriously:
That was the kind of dedication to her job she showed in July 2011.Wednesday, October 14, 2026
Tuesday, October 13, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXXVII
Unauthorized visitors learned quickly not to cross the imposing security team of Watchcat Lily, her reflection, Proxy Nemo, and Nemo fish on October 1, 2026:
Monday, October 12, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXXVI
An elephant never forgets, and neither does Watchcat Collette. Once she encodes your image in her memory, it's there to stay:
That's her mode of operation today and every day.Sunday, October 11, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXXV
Watchcat Sammy was set to make sound security-related decisions from his guard post throne in December 2005:
Saturday, October 10, 2026
Friday, October 9, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXXIII
Watchcat Rosie didn't let being upside down distract her from surveying her assigned sector in December 2009:
Thursday, October 8, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXXII
Watchcat Sammy advised visitors to have a valid reason for visiting his assigned sector in May 2013:
Wednesday, October 7, 2026
Tuesday, October 6, 2026
Witch cat watchcat protocol XLVII
What scofflaw wouldn't make a hasty retreat after being double-teamed by two security guards--one who maintains a piercing stare and uses brute force and another who relies on sorcery? That was the rationale of Watchcat Headquarters in assigning Watchcat Collette and her witch cat backup to their hallway guard post this morning:
Monday, October 5, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXX
Fortunately, as Watchcat Sylvia made the rounds of her assigned sector on August 23, 2011, there were no security breaches:
Sunday, October 4, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXIX
As long as watchcats don't stop monitoring their assigned sector, it's fine for them to have nostalgic thoughts during guard duty:
With the approval of Watchcat Headquarters, Watchcat Collette reminisced on the clock this morning.Saturday, October 3, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXVIII
Watchcat Sylvia would rather have been sleeping, but she trusted that Watchcat Headquarters had a compelling reason for waking her up in June 2012:
Friday, October 2, 2026
Thursday, October 1, 2026
Watchcat protocol MMDCCXVI
Watchcat Nemo showed commendable restraint in asking his watchhuman to hold him back in May 2013:
This prevented him from attacking suspicious visitors preemptively.



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