Sunday, February 7, 2021

Watchcat protocol DCCLII

It's reassuring when a watchcat conveys, "I'm an old hand at this security game.  I've seen it all before."  Watchcat Nemo gave off this vibe to his backup watchmouse in March 2017:


Saturday, February 6, 2021

Watchcat protocol DCCLI

Not every offense that a watchcat witnesses warrants a harsh rebuke.  For petty infractions, a watchcat might just stick his tongue out at the offender...

...or let the offender off with a bemused smile, as Watchcat Nemo did in Spring 2015:


Friday, February 5, 2021

Watchcat protocol DCCL

Even when a trusted source approaches a watchcat with a brush, the watchcat must be on guard:

As soon as the watchcat determines that the brush isn't being used as a weapon, brushing may commence:

February 2016: Watchcat Sammy approves of his brushing after a thorough inspection of the brush.

Thursday, February 4, 2021

A linguistic irritant CXVI

It irks me slightly whenever anyone describes another's profession as "schoolteacher."

As if there's a need to clarify where teaching takes place...

Wednesday, February 3, 2021

A moment of linguistic clarity

Recently, my cat, Collette, attempted to grab my soup and eat it.  I kept pulling the soup away from her, but she persisted.  

"You are one determined--," I said and paused for at least three seconds.  

 Did I complete this sentence with "cat," "kitty," or "feline?"

No.  Instead, I said, "--malcontent."

I would say that was my subconscious mind talking, but...

Tuesday, February 2, 2021

Watchcat protocol DCCXLIX

There's nothing wrong with one watchcat admiring another watchcat's agility training prowess.  Watchcat Sammy approves of Watchcat Rosie's quick reflexes in September 2013:


Monday, February 1, 2021

Watchcat protocol DCCXLVIII

Watchcat Sammy looked alert in this scene from 2007, but was he really alert?  Watchcat Rosie kept an eye on him to make sure: