Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Baffling hostility toward the ostrich

It's probably best not to to read one of Snapple's "real facts" on a bottle cap when you've just gotten up and aren't wearing glasses.  At first, I thought I read, "An ostrich's brain is smaller than its ego."  Then, I put my glasses on and woke up a little more.  I saw that the fact actually reads, "An ostrich's brain is smaller than its eye."  I'm glad I gave that fact a second glance.  I wouldn't want to think that Snapple or any other company is anti-ostrich.