One more story about the bagel place referenced yesterday: I stopped in one morning when it had been open for 10 minutes. Surprisingly, there was almost no food on the shelves. The only food available was one type of coffee cake. The cashier didn't explain why nearly all the food was missing, so I said, "I guess, by default, I'll have a piece of coffee cake."
To this day, that's the closest I've come to replicating Monty Python's cheese shop sketch.
