During my senior year of college, my unfinished sentences elicited a lot of amusing answers. Among them:
One bizarre yet effective commercial slogan would read...
..."Volvo--They're boxy but good." (Cathy N.)
..."The Pro Bowl. Touch football with the NFL's finest." (Andy R.)
..."Free live baby to be given away at midnight." (Per Chris S., this was "an actual ad for Ron's Roller World's All-Night Skate. I have a flyer.") (Chris S.)
..."Catholicism...Why the Hell not?" (Jen H.)
..."You are so @$&*ing gorgeous. Eat a Snickers." (Michael M.)