Back to the '90s once again for another one of my unfinished sentences and its responses:
In a cunning plot designed to show how fervent sports fans sometimes become mindless conformists in the name of team spirit, the home team's cheerleaders started chanting a bizarre yet perceptive cheer. Even though the fans were clueless about its meaning, they still joined in, shouting in unison...
..."We play like mayonnaise, we play like mayonnaise, YAY!" (Laura W.)
..."We're the best! Why? WE HAVE NO IDEA!!!! GO-GO-GO-GO, I-D-I-O-T-S! Weeeeeeee!" (Rachel N.)
..."They have it, we want it; take it, break them, ferns bloom in Spring!" (Colin S.)