Another one of my unfinished sentences and the responses it received in 1993:
I would be startled to see a blender that, in addition to such standard controls as "blend," "mix," and "liquify," has a control button labeled...
..."Aaarrgh..." (Jenni S.)
..."maim." (Cyndi A.)
..."chomp." (Gary T.)
..."appendectomize." (Theo H.)
..."Sean B." (Sean B.)
..."masticate," "discombobulate," "pound into itty-bitty pieces." (Liz F.)
..."Back Space," "Caps Lock," "Call your mom; she misses you," "Yes!" (Michael M.)