Another one of my unfinished sentences and some responses it elicited in the early '90s:
A philosophy for all occasions is...
..."It's his/her fault." (Keith T.)
..."Truth is a thinly veiled insult." (Colin S.)
..."Never sacrifice comfort for style." (Karen B.)
..."Once again, the sun managed to come up this morning, and once again, it will tomorrow." (Michael M.)
..."The only difference between life and death is that you only understand the first one." (Neil S.)