Another one of my unfinished sentences and its responses from 1993:
On a brighter note...
...none of my favorite cartoonists are taking "sabbaticals" right now. (Tre B.)
...Frito-Lay decided to scrap plans for the new "Rat Lungs" snack food. (Chris S.)
...we haven't blown ourselves up yet, and there are still four-leaf clovers to be found if you're willing to look long enough. (Tava S.)