I still like the range of answers this unfinished sentence of mine received in April 1993:
You can have it all. Thanks to Ronco, inexpensive gizmo entrepreneurs, you can achieve your full potential with the help of the new...
...attitude adjuster. With this, you can cure all of those anal retentive thoughts that society somehow instilled in you. (Julie A.)
...mirror image product. How you see yourself in the mirror is how others with perceive you. So, put on your best smile and get the exact angle you want others to see and--go for the narcissism! (Tava S.)
...political ideology, prefabricated for the easy digestion of American short attention span constitutions. (Bob D.)
...Chymomatic! Ever order a steak and get shoe leather? Does Mom make you eat liver? And those veggies...Well, fret no more! The Chymomatic eats, tastes, and digests your food for you and still provides your body with all the necessary nutrients. Call now and receive a three-week supply of enzyme cartridges! End those years of suffering today!! (Greg K.)
...and improved Note From Your Mommy. You can do anything you want and get away with it because everyone knows that people with responsibility will accept a note from Mom as an excuse for anything. (The ad then concludes with many testimonials from middle-aged men and women.) (Tim C.)
