OK, here I go...This is the test run:
"An infinite plethora of thank yous, Hosannas, and accolades to this seller! The seller altered the space-time continuum, as promised, so my item arrived before I'd even ordered it! It was advertised honestly, down to the last finely sanded speck! Bravissimo! Cheers! A++++++++++++++!!!!"
I think that'll work. I'm practicing in case I ever leave feedback again on eBay or a comparable site. In a world where people aren't always as civil as they should be, it's somewhat reassuring that many of us don't hold back when praising online sellers who send us our long-desired books, albums, and salt shakers.