Thursday, June 29, 2017

Finishing the sentence LXIII

Another one of my unfinished sentences, along with responses it received in Spring 1993:

The term "inexplicable" is best illustrated by...

...ME!!! (Amy H.)

...Einstein's theory of relativity (or my love life, or people who really like sauerkraut.) (Liz F.)

...one word: paper dog, doorknob wistful. (Michael M.)

...why people actually rioted in Florida when Barney The Dinosaur didn't show up for a guest appearance at some mall.  So much for "I love you...You love me," I guess.  Incidentally, why is Barney seen as cooler than Big Bird? (Jenni S.)

...the fact that Drew incessantly keeps this book circulating and still has yet to cease in his quest to achieve the most blatantly bizarre responses to some pretty kooky questions.  That is inexplicable. (Jeff B.)