Thursday, June 22, 2017

Only in college III

While studying for a political science test with someone on my dorm floor, the term ad hoc came up during our review.

"What does 'ad hoc' mean?" the other student asked me.

"Offhand, I don't know," I replied.  "I've forgotten."

Suddenly lunging for my neck, the student shouted, "I need to know!"

I backed up, alarmed.

He started laughing. 

"You should have seen your face!" he exclaimed.  "I wasn't actually going to strangle you."

"Well, for a moment, it looked like you were!" I responded.

I left nothing to chance for the next study session. 

I knocked on the door.  The student answered.  Before he could say anything, I said, "Ad hoc--a committee set up to investigate a specific case, limited in scope, whose rulings aren't intended as a model for future rulings.  That said, let's study for the test..."

To his credit, he didn't attempt to strangle me again.