Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Purposely vague dialogue department VII

More deliberately ambiguous dialogue I wrote and some interpretations it elicited in February 1993:

A: That was, um...really something.
(B plops down nonchalantly into a chair.)
B: It was a hell of a performance, wasn't it?
A: Such as it was...
B: You didn't like it?
A: Um...Well, it was...interesting, I guess.
B: Interesting?!  It was brilliant!
A: Well...Maybe if you think taste is a relative term...
B: I know what I like.
A: You mean, you like what you know.
B: This was a lot different!
A: No, it wasn't!
B: It blew me away...
A: I give up...

Questions: Who are A and B?  What performance have they just seen?  Why was B impressed while A wasn't?

Responses:

...A is "Jim," and B is "John."  A chick just conned A, using feminine wiles, out of some money, then took off.  A is mad because he fell for it.  B is smarter than that. (Karen B.)

...A is my friend, Becky.  B is me.  We have just seen the latest "American Scream."  Becky has couth; therefore, she would not be impressed.  I have none. (Laura W.)

...These two people have just watched a prominent Republican deliver a speech.  A is nonplussed because he still takes politics very seriously.  B is so disillusioned that he now views politics as sport/theater and is impressed with this person's manipulative talents.  I know a lot of As and a lot of Bs, and of course, they're often the same people. (Michael M.)