Watchcat protocol DCI

Watchcat Collette does a commendable job guarding my residence.  However, I still think I'll have to employ a temporary watchcat to keep an eye on her.  I have a bandage on my left foot where Collette bit me this morning and three bandages on my left hand to cover a large scratch from her shortly after that.  Within two hours of these sudden acts of violence, however, Collette was her sweet, cuddly self again.  I'm not sure what to think.  There's no reform school for recalcitrant watchcats, as far as I know.

Collette: Misunderstood watchcat or manic tabby hooligan?