Watchcat protocol DCXI

"Ah ha!" an intruder might think.  "I know how I'll evade a watchcat's steely-eyed scrutiny.  I'll just sit down in this chair and act like I belong here."  Well, no such luck:

During the '80s, Watchcat Headquarters sometimes assigned Watchcat Rusty to chair duty.  To his credit, Rusty took this responsibility seriously, even with poltergeist eyes.